After cutting the grass today, my Rottweiler Neo called me over for a little chat.
"Dad," he said. "Are you God?"
"Heavens no," I responded. "What makes you ask something like that?"
"Well, it's the grass. This morning it was tall. And now it's short. It seems like you just walked over it, and it magically got shorter!"
"No ... no ... no ... Neo," I responded. "I was using a device called a lawnmower. ...
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