Dear Denise From Taco Bell,

Hey.


I've been thinking a lot about you since yesterday. I told all my Facebook and Twitter friends about you.

I told them what you did. I hope you don't get mad.

When I first walked into Taco Bell, I thought we shared a special connection. You see, I'm a spiritually-advanced Alien-Human Hybrid, and I can sense the thoughts and feelings of other humans.

When our eyes first met, I could tell you were feelin' me. But when you said what you said, I knew you had a special place in your heart for me.

When you spoke — it was like angels had descended upon my life experience.

"Welcome to Taco Bell," you chirped (like a beautiful robin on a spring morning in the month of May). "Would you like to try our new Beefy 5-Layer Burrito for just 89 cents?"

In my mind, I'm all like, "89 cents? Holy cow, Jesus, and the Easter Bunny! This chic is willing to risk losing her job in order to make me feel special — by giving me an 'inside deal'."

That's sacrifice. That's commitment to your man. I see where you're going with this, Denise.

Wink wink.

And then I shot you down.

I just want you to understand, Denise, it wasn't about you. I had to turn down your 89 cent offer because I'm in the middle of a 90-day vegetarian challenge. I started the process of eliminating dead animal flesh from my diet back in September. You can read more about why I did that in THIS section of my website.

I hope you didn't get your feelings hurt. That's why I'm writing you this letter today.

In fact, a couple months ago, I wrote a love-letter to my "future-girlfriend," and posted it on my website. You see, I'm a Conscious Creator, and I choose to create my life-experience, by consciously implementing the power of my thoughts, words, and actions. Most humans are unconscious reactors, and they unconsciously create their life-experience. I talk about this concept in my two new books.

If you want to read my letter to my future-girlfriend, just click HERE. I think I may have found her in you, Denise.

I'm excited to see you again today. I'm trying to pick out my best outfit. I'm gonna surprise you at work — to see if you remember me. Although, judging from that 89 cent "inside deal" you tried to give me yesterday, we both know I've been on your mind since that magical moment. 

Wink wink.


I'm thinking of dressing up in my "thug wear" to see if you recognize me. I just want to make sure our connection is real.

If you read this before I come in today, you might want to consider ordering a copy of my new book Your Truth Will Set You Free. It's a really good read. I poured my heart into that book. Click HERE to order it.

Now I plan to pour my heart into our new relationship, Denise from Taco Bell.

I love you long time.

Wink wink.

Brandon.